Curiosity Killed The Cat?

By James Knight (Assassination Press)

(New York, New York)

There appears to be a growing trend among young America to experiment among members of the same sex. This "fad" has primarily been among members of the female sex. It has given birth to such labels as "Lipstick Lesbian", "Lesbian Chic", and so on.

The fascination with girl on girl action has always been a fantasy of many males, now it appears to have become a fantasy among many females. One not limited to the imagination either.

Perhaps, the curiosity was always there for young women and a more tolerant society has made it acceptable. Perhaps now that we've seen sexual experimentation in our movies, media, and on television it has become "chic". Perhaps, men just plain suck and women have had enough.

After Madonna and Britney (and their infamous kiss), you've got to wonder who's next? Probably that 18 year old hottie down the street.

Personally, I think it is wonderful. Sexual experimentation, when done safely, can be an extremely important part of finding one's identity. I don't think people should be forced or coerced into experimentation, but if done willingly I don't have any problem with sexual experimentation.

The only question I have is, what about us guys? Could this be the beginning of the end for males? Will we become an afterthought? Hell, if I were a woman, I'd be sexing up women too. In fact, I'd probably go from bisexual to lesbianism after the first oral orgasm I received from a woman. I am a lesbian trapped in a man's body after all.

Most men, from what I've heard from other women, are amazingly inept at giving sexual pleasure, providing emotional security, and ultimately incapable of providing orgasms for them (without the help of a machine at least). This, combined with the many compatible personality traits of same sex couples, leads me to the question, if women find women more pleasurable, what are us men going to do for some action?

It might have been hard enough to find some action in our adolescence, but imagine what today's young teen males are going to have to deal with! "Hey, Mary Jane, would you like to go to the Prom with me?"...."Sorry Charlie, I've got a date with Britney".

So, listen up young American men, pick up that "Women are from Venus" book, start practicing oral stimulation on your pillows, go shopping for some shoes, and learn the latest metrosexual fashions, you've got to win back the hearts (and other body parts) of our young American women. Our future depends on you!