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Tuesday, February 20, 2007

Fast Times At Muslim High: Total Awesomeness

Perhaps one of the most fascinating aspects of modern culture influencing Muslim women can be witnessed on the sandy shorelines and breaking waves of your coastal waters. Many Muslim women are being taken over by a wave of enthusiasm for surfing and surf culture.

Baheera Mazoo and Kameela Vizzu are two of the most famous Muslim surfers in Florida. They sport some of the very latest in surf wear created specifically for Muslim women and have a tendency to use 80's surf lingo and Valley Girl talk mixed in with their accents.

"Gnarly waves Kameela!" says Baheera.

"Totally Awesomeness!" says Kameela.

One of their favorite things besides surfing is to watch 80's movies. Their favorite is "Fast Times at Ridgemont High".

"We so love Jeff Spicoli!", says Kameela. Baheera quickly agrees and they turn in unison to each other and say..."You deek!". A line from the movie that is infamously used by the Jeff Spicoli character to his teacher "Mr. Hand".

When asked how they deal with the stigma of being Muslim surfers in an American world, they quickly agree that...

"Dude, All we need are some tasty waves, a cool buzz, and we fine".

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