Hump Day Recipe: Prozac Martini
By James Knight (Assassination Press)
James Bond meets Elizabeth Wurtzel!
Three measures of Gin
One measure of Vodka
One measure of Vermouth
40 mg Prozac
Lemon Twist
“Shaken, not stirred”
Warning: May experience nausea, loss of appetite, diarrhea, dry mouth, trouble sleeping, dizziness, drowsiness, yawning, weakness, sweating, severe mental/mood changes, weight loss, loss of sexual desire and ability, vision changes, uncontrolled movements, fever/flu symptoms, muscle stiffness, fast/irregular heartbeats, chest pain, black stools, vomit, bruising/bleeding, seizures, rash, itching, swelling, severe dizziness, trouble breathing.
Enjoy!
posted by A Knight Without Shining Armor @ 7:33 PM
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5 Comments:
I already have half of those so I may as well drink it.
Take each dose of Naproxen with a full glass of water. Do not crush, chew, or break the extended-release form Naproxen XR. Swallow them whole. These tablets are specially formulated to release the medication slowly in the body.
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