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Wednesday, July 06, 2005

Hump Day Recipe: Prozac Martini

By James Knight (Assassination Press)

James Bond meets Elizabeth Wurtzel!

Three measures of Gin
One measure of Vodka
One measure of Vermouth
40 mg Prozac
Lemon Twist

“Shaken, not stirred”

Warning: May experience nausea, loss of appetite, diarrhea, dry mouth, trouble sleeping, dizziness, drowsiness, yawning, weakness, sweating, severe mental/mood changes, weight loss, loss of sexual desire and ability, vision changes, uncontrolled movements, fever/flu symptoms, muscle stiffness, fast/irregular heartbeats, chest pain, black stools, vomit, bruising/bleeding, seizures, rash, itching, swelling, severe dizziness, trouble breathing.

Enjoy!


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16 Comments:

Blogger Clublint said...

Yummmmmm

Sounds delicious!

Deb

9:06 PM  
Blogger dorna! said...

I already have half of those so I may as well drink it.

9:11 PM  
Blogger ladydaria said...

Hmmm, I am beginning to develop a hearty appetite. :-)

8:37 AM  
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Take each dose of Naproxen with a full glass of water. Do not crush, chew, or break the extended-release form Naproxen XR. Swallow them whole. These tablets are specially formulated to release the medication slowly in the body.

8:38 AM  
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If you are over 65 years of age, you may be more likely to experience side effects from Naproxen. Your doctor may prescribe a lower dose of the medication.

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If you are over 65 years of age, you may be more likely to experience side effects from Propoxyphene. Your doctor may prescribe a lower dose of the medication.

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Zydone is habit forming. You can become physically and psychologically dependent on the medication. Do not take more than the prescribed amount of medication or take it for longer than is directed by your doctor.

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